Do you remember?
The fierce battle that took place in the underground dungeon?
Do you also remember?
The woman who had to give up when she was close to achieving her goal?
You said revenge and what not, but can you forgive her?
Instead, I'll lend you videos that are much more interesting than taking revenge.
About three weeks after that battle.
She was unsure.
Video...
I'm only here to rent a video.
There's no reason for me to be so nervous.
It's been three weeks since the battle, and she hasn't seen the boy since.
Why?
Socially thinking, the man you like being a thirteen year-old is bad, right?
It was love at first sight.
She instantly fell in love with his smile.
But he is not of age yet.
Thinking rationally, it's a crime.
Plus she's a sister.
That's right. I must put that out of my mind.
I'm only here to confirm if this feeling is genuine or not.
That's right; I could be mistaken.
All right.
Welcome.
Ah, Sister.
Long time no see.
What have you been doing?
N-Nothing. It's got nothing to do with you, right?
I-I only remembered you saying you'd let me borrow some videos,
s-so I stopped by to rent some since I was nearby.
Well! You're a child, so you may have forgotten we even made that promise!
You wouldn't come at all, so I picked out things I liked.
For me?
Who else am I talking to?
This is one of my top recommendations.
What do you think?
W-What is that smile?
Y-You are a kid, after all.
Isn't this an anime?
An anime's your top recommendation?
Pretend you were fooled and watch it.
I'm telling you that smile is not fair.
Fine, I'll borrow it.
Yeah. Let me hear what you think after you've watched it.
Oh no... Looks like I do like him.
If so, then I'd rather leap in and...
Um!
Owie...
Saki.
Are you all right?
I'm sorry. I messed up the rack again.
Forget that, you idiot. Are you hurt at all?
No, I'm fine.
Seriously, if you don't watch out, you'll really die one day.
There.
I'm sorry.
I see.
What is that woman?!
U-Um... Would you not strangle me before we talk?
I only came to return a video...
God says I may put you down if you do say who she is.
Well, so... you see, that person's... an important person to Wataru-kun, I guess...
Important person to Wataru-kun?
I had no idea he had a woman like that.
Um, Sister?
Is it me? Did I do something?
Sister?
Are you ready?
Yeah. But Aniki, we just managed to break out of jail, so why are we trying to kidnap someone again?
And we're targeting a kid at a rental video shop?
This pair of cheap thugs.
They're the people who didn't learn from their mistake of trying to kidnap Nagi before.
Idiot. Unlike last time, I've done research for this one.
Then there's a rich guy at this video shop?
That's right! After all, there's a maid at this video shop.
I see! A family with maids can't be poor!
You're smart, Aniki!
So here she is. I kidnapped her.
Um...
You idiot! What are you doing, kidnapping the maid?!
I-I'm sorry!
We've got no choice. We'll just kidnap her instead!
Saki!
Help me, Sir!
Saki!
This is trouble, Sister!
Is this guidance from God?
Perhaps God rid the eyesore for me?
What are you talking about?
I'll chase the car, so you call the police.
O-Okay.
Wait!
Hey.
Do you like that maid?
Huh?! W-What are you talking about?
S-Saki's like family to me.
She's important to me in that sense.
More like that's not important right now.
Then, would you be able to risk your life for her?
Well?
Obviously, yes!
I see. Then...
If I saved her...
Would you kiss me?
A-Are you an idiot?! That-
Will you or won't you?!
You know my strength.
I'd beat those flies much faster than the police would.
A-All right. In that case...
I'll give it to you up-front.
You'd better save her.
This went so well!
Not at all, you idiot!
Damn it.
In sickness or in health...
...so long as I live, I swear to...
...love him!
By the time I got there, there were a totaled car and the criminals.
Saki-san didn't have a single scratch.
This anime was pretty interesting.
Y-Yeah? That's great.
What will you show me next?
Next... Let's see...
I'd prefer a series if possible.
Yeah?
Then take this box-set, the entire fifty-two episodes.
Just one?
Yes.
I'll come back to rent more when I finish.
What's the matter, Saki-san?
Nothing. I don't know why, but when I see those two talking,
I get this thirst to kill.
Sir!
Aren't you hiding something from me?
No, I'm not.
That was suspicious!
I'm! ...not...
Like that, the boy takes a step to being an adult.
The second half will be unrelated to Wataru-kun's sweet situation,
and instead be a hardcore adult story.
Ahaha~n.
Do you have a boyfriend, Katsura-sensei?
W-Why are you asking me that all of a sudden?
Well, I'm living with my boyfriend right now, but...
She is Hakuou's #1 speed promotion holder, Makimura Shiori Sensei.
The boyfriend of the genius scientist is something like this.
He's too kind, should I say? Or maybe he's not satisfying?
Ah, really?
You seem like you have a lot of experience, so I wanted to ask for some advice.
I see.
So, what do you think, Sensei?
Ah, well... You see...
I can't say this in front of the students, but I have a whole lot of them.
I currently have Asshi, Messhi, Mitsugu-kun, two Papas, and five keepers on my list.
I pick and choose depending of the mood of the day.
That's amazing, Katsura-sensei!
You blurted out words that would make the faces of parents who lived in the bubble era pale...
...if their children, not knowing these words, asked them for their meaning.
If you ask me, the days of neruton are not over yet!
Note: Neruton - a recent type of group dating in Japan characterized by high-spending common in the late 1980s to early 1990s
Wow! How children wouldn't understand that is proof that one's an adult, isn't it?!
So she said, but...
I haven't thought about getting a boyfriend these past several years.
If I think about it, I'm already twenty-eight.
It's not surprising to think about getting married rather than finding a boyfriend.
I have to do something.
Hey, isn't that the Student Council President?
Where?
Oh yeah. She's cute as always.
I wonder if she would look up here.
Would she date me if I asked her out?
You fool. Of course that's impossible.
I'd be blessed if she would talk to me just once before graduating.
You're so right.
Yeah, even from my eyes, that sister of mine is so popular that it's surprising.
Yet, as her older sister, I feel guys are avoiding me more with each passing year.
Could it be that instead of the pheromones coming out of my sister, the smell of mothballs is coming from me?!
Shut up! I don't smell like mothballs yet!
So! When is your next social party?
Social party.
It's a party held in France between upper-class people to enjoy educated and classy conversation.
A social party! Social party!
Aren't social parties beyond people's imagination held by the Sanzenin every night?
So what's your question?
I'm asking you when the next party to catch rich men is going to be held?!
She got right to it, Hayate.
I was wondering what she was going to say after coming all the way here and...
I see.
We haven't had a social party in some time, have we?
Klaus.
It's been six episodes, hasn't it?
Ouch.
As the Sanzenin, we must hold social parties.
Then we'll have a social party tonight?!
You're right. We shall have a social party.
I bet lots of rich doctors and lawyers will come, won't they?
I'm going to get a hold of a rich man!
Young girls have to have a boyfriend or two.
Hayate. Prepare an escape for me tonight.
Most certainly.
Katsura-sensei was saying that, but does she really want a boyfriend?
I don't know.
But I bet it's more like she's getting pressed to have a serious relationship rather than a boyfriend considering her age.
What's the matter, Maria-san?
N-Nothing.
A boyfriend, eh...
But just because there will be a social party, I can't imagine finding the ideal man that easily.
Looks like I better ask the pro at relationships for the mentality.
What? Mentality in relationships?
Yeah. I wanted to ask about love between a man and a woman.
Why do you come to me to ask that?
You've always been good at them.
Aren't you a pro at playing H-games?
Are you messing with me?!
So I basically want to know how you keep scoring with fake girls, since you're the Score King.
Don't make up nicknames!
Besides, if you want a boyfriend, it's not like you don't have men around you.
Where do I even see a potential guy?
Well...
So you know, I'm not interested in a 2D freak like you.
Get out!
What are you getting mad about?!
I couldn't learn the mentality in relationships,
but this will be my first social party.
I can't afford to fail.
I need to get input from those with experience.
Mentality for a social party, you ask?
True, it's not that we don't know anything about social parties.
It only makes you tired.
So you say, but you're the one who always enjoys them the most.
When I hear that, you guys sound like real rich girls.
Not just sound. We are rich girls.
So. What must I do to be popular at a social party?
Let's see, how about...
...giving it a try?
Giving... it a try?
Um... What do you want with me?
I'm on a little drive with Milady.
Completely ignoring the traffic law, aren't they?
So, what exactly are we doing?
What else?
Confession of love!
Excuse me now.
Why are you running away?
I can't imagine anything good coming from this.
Don't get the wrong idea.
The one you'll ask out is not Katsura-chan.
It'll be her!
Why do I have to ask Segawa-san out?
It's social party law for the man to ask the woman out from the days of neruton.
What a short history.
What should we do, Milady?
Not exactly what I want to do, but let's take care of it so we can get going.
Okay.
So, Segawa-san.
Y-Yes!
Could we start as friends?
Sleep talk only when sleeping, you poor man!
Huh?
More like, do something about your feminine look first!
Izumi. Isn't that too harsh?
That was mean.
I didn't say a word!
I see. So I shouldn't say things like that.
That's mean, Katsura-chan! Don't make my lines up!
More like, are you taking this seriously?!
Of course I am!
You know,
you're trying to visit a social party to find a boyfriend, but...
B-But what?
Do you really want a boyfriend?
N-Now that I think about it, no, I don't.
I would prefer to get some pink Dom PÃ©rignon.
I'm not so sure of your choice there, either.
Then I don't see a point in working so hard to get something you don't want.
Besides, you are attractive, so I don't think you need to rush like that.
Sanzenin Butler - ultimate profession tool - the sales smile.
Yeah?! You think so?! You think so, too, after all?!
Thank you, Ayasaki-kun!
It was nothing.
That's right. Screw boyfriends.
There can't be a man worth more than booze.
You'd better wait for me, social party!
What was this all about in the end?
I don't know.
Katsura-sensei is a busy person, isn't she?
Yeah.
Well, thanks to her, I was able to have this night drive with you, so I guess what she did benefited her students.
I suppose.
But hey. That confession you made. You weren't the least bit serious, were you?
O-Of course not.
I wouldn't do such a thing in front of you.
Are you sure, Hayate?
You'd be in big trouble if you're lying to me.
I'm telling you the truth, Milady.
After that...
Expensive booze sure tastes different!
Bring me more expensive ones!
I'm drinking until morning!
The social party was a mess.
And...
A boyfriend, eh...
Onee-chan, you seem to be out drinking a lot these days, but where do you get the money?
Adults have something called magic wallets.
You're having others pay for you, aren't you?
Everyone's happily treating me!
How could anyone happily treat you every night?
I start with a headlock; most people give up by the STF.
You're obviously threatening them!
Hina. Preview, preview.
Gosh.
Next time on Hayate no Gotoku. Where Presents Go.
Now's my chance to go drink.